Verily... It Shall Ever Be!...

Lo! Verily, this be a community that celebrates the pulsing, palpitating pretension that punctuates the titanic titling of Stan "the Man" Lee!

During the tide-tossed times of the mighty mid-1960s, Stammerin' Stan got a little out of control with the testicular titles of his stupefying stories. Thus...it was, and lo! It shall be! This page celebrateth the madness, the method and the man--namely he--who they call... STAN!

When it be possible, verily, we shall portend to post the most outrageous, pretentious and presumptuous of "The Man"'s titular Titanics, replete with the compelling cover--if scans shall be had!


If not, lo! Let the words themselves... SPEAK!

To thineself be... true! Contact we, the pluperfect PAGE-MASTERS, with thine own cosmic contributions! Let them be gathered... let them be celebrated! Thus! Lo, it is!

HOW MAY A MAN KNOW?

Ay! ...And here's the rubbeth!
How mayest thou know when thou hast truly found an utterance worthy of PRETENTIOUSTAN....?
Heed then this tell-tale sign... THOU SHALL KNOW IT WHEN THOU SEEITH IT!
Be it merely an humble goofy comic book title such as:

"I Was Trapped by the Things on Easter Island!"

NAY! Noble though it may be, we speaketh not of these!
Here be a sign... Heareth thou this music as one readeth the master's words...?



...Then truly... SO IT BE!