HOW MAY A MAN KNOW?

Ay! ...And here's the rubbeth!
How mayest thou know when thou hast truly found an utterance worthy of PRETENTIOUSTAN....?
Heed then this tell-tale sign... THOU SHALL KNOW IT WHEN THOU SEEITH IT!
Be it merely an humble goofy comic book title such as:

"I Was Trapped by the Things on Easter Island!"

NAY! Noble though it may be, we speaketh not of these!
Here be a sign... Heareth thou this music as one readeth the master's words...?



...Then truly... SO IT BE!