STAN LEE'S MOST PRETENTIOUS TITLES!

STAN LEE'S MOST PRETENTIOUS TITLES!

Aye, pilgrims! Thou hast come to a place powerful--a sphere stupendous beyond... words! Here there shall be ineptness... overstatement... pure puffery... misplaced grandeur! So it was for the Stan Lee story titles, lo, those yearning years of 1965 through 1967! Masterworks of overkill... zeniths of malarkey! Verily--here be the hogwash! Let it reign--ETERNAL!
If it be thy will, send thee your humble submissions. Let them be reviewed--let them be judged! And let the lucky ones--be... published!
... AND A MAN SHALL SEND THEM HENCE...!

Saturday, October 8, 2011

HOW MAY A MAN KNOW?

Ay! ...And here's the rubbeth!
How mayest thou know when thou hast truly found an utterance worthy of PRETENTIOUSTAN....?
Heed then this tell-tale sign... THOU SHALL KNOW IT WHEN THOU SEEITH IT!
Be it merely an humble goofy comic book title such as:

"I Was Trapped by the Things on Easter Island!"

NAY! Noble though it may be, we speaketh not of these!
Here be a sign... Heareth thou this music as one readeth the master's words...?



...Then truly... SO IT BE!

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