STAN LEE'S MOST PRETENTIOUS TITLES!

STAN LEE'S MOST PRETENTIOUS TITLES!

Aye, pilgrims! Thou hast come to a place powerful--a sphere stupendous beyond... words! Here there shall be ineptness... overstatement... pure puffery... misplaced grandeur! So it was for the Stan Lee story titles, lo, those yearning years of 1965 through 1967! Masterworks of overkill... zeniths of malarkey! Verily--here be the hogwash! Let it reign--ETERNAL!
If it be thy will, send thee your humble submissions. Let them be reviewed--let them be judged! And let the lucky ones--be... published!
... AND A MAN SHALL SEND THEM HENCE...!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

"He Who Holds The COSMIC CUBE!" (Tales of Suspense #80, 1967)

Might as well face it, minions--you're hooked on overkill! That's why you're here, chum... you can't get enough of that overwhelming, omniscient OVER-STATEMENT that packs a priapic punch in Stan's niftiest names for "his" scintillatin' sagas!
The Shatner Rule holds like Crazy-Glue for this titanic title! Dig that drama, effendi! Savor the awesome alliteration--the revved-up resonance of those collidin' consonants!
Imagine "The Shat" sayin' the monstrous moniker for this substantial saga over... an' over... an' over again!
HE... WHO HOLDS THE... COSMIC... CUBE!
HE... WHO HOLDS THE... COSMIC... CUBE!
HE... WHO HOLDS THE... COSMIC... CUBE!
HE... WHO HOLDS THE... COSMIC... CUBE!
HE... WHO HOLDS THE... COSMIC... CUBE!
HE... WHO HOLDS THE... COSMIC... CUBE!
HE... WHO HOLDS THE... COSMIC... CUBE!
HE... WHO HOLDS THE... COSMIC... CUBE!
HE... WHO HOLDS THE... COSMIC... CUBE!
HE... WHO HOLDS THE... COSMIC... CUBE!    HE... WHO HOLDS THE... COSMIC... CUBE!  HE...WHO HOLDS THE... COSMIC... CUBE!  HE... WHO HOLDS THE... COSMIC... CUBE!       
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